tomquest:

moan-like-in-leviathan:

look-alivesunshinee:

oMG WAT

i just peed a lil

whha

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Suspicious Quotation Marks

Oh god, “Meat Service”

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moraniarty:

Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.

*some of the best analogies written by high school students.

alwaysblind:

its due tomorrow hurry

(via emilyisobsessed)

sometimes I forget that people are usually heterosexual 

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morgan-ashleigh:

this is not what i was expecting when i logged into lj

(via tstarked)

"Wouldn’t this show be so much better if House kissed Wilson like Captain Jack kissed… all those other guys?" —

My mom, while watching an episode of House.  (We had recently started watching Torchwood.)

[via theohgodofhangovers]

(via lgbtlaughs)

Right now: 

• Glee fandom: WE SURVIVED THE 118 DAY HIATUS!
• Sherlock fandom: Cute.
• Firefly fandom: AT LEAST YOURS COMES BACK.
• Star Trek 2 Movie: JJ get your crap together.
• Arrested Development Movie: ...
• A Song of Fire And Ice: Six. Freaking. Years.
• Toy Story 3: 10.
• Monsters Inc 2: 10+
• Sirius Black: I did my waiting! 12 years of it, in Azkaban!
• Jew: Forty. In a desert.
• Rory Williams: almost 2000 years guarding a box.
• God: Alright guys, Rory wins. Everyone go home.

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